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Ironhide's Autobrand :iconquidamling:quidamling 5 3 Ironhide Alt-mode Portrait :iconquidamling:quidamling 6 4 NEST Emblem :iconquidamling:quidamling 8 2 Ironhide's Bodyguards :iconquidamling:quidamling 19 14 Ironhide at Rest :iconquidamling:quidamling 15 8 TF3 Concrete Carnage :iconquidamling:quidamling 0 0 M. Bay's Standard Disclaimer :iconquidamling:quidamling 4 5 Prime on the Move :iconquidamling:quidamling 22 9 Prime's Flames2 :iconquidamling:quidamling 3 0 Prime's Flames :iconquidamling:quidamling 24 7
TF pre-movie'verse - Optimus and Ironhide cope with the aftermath of Megatron's first attack
This was the problem with tunnels…
Ironhide did not mind going in to tunnels, which is what most mechs would have expected to be the issue.  
The Head of the Guard didn't worry about the entrance into a narrow space.  His scanners could have free rein over the entrance and first few metras within.  The mech was also confident that he could deal with anything that might be found inside.
He wasn't fazed by the gigatons of Cybertron that was supported above him.  The Architects, the best and sharpest processors of the planet assured him that the structuring was sound.  Despite the fact that he snorted to himself a bit over that, he had to agree with the building mechs.  'Hide believed that the planet and buildings resting upon the arch work would remain up there, just as they had for millivorns.
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William Lennox  sighed as he pulled his large black top-kick into the shelter lot. His beautiful and quite pregnant wife, Sarah,  sat beside him nervously playing with her purses strap. She was quite nervous about this whole situation actually. For it had actually been Will’s idea to get a dog not hers. She was quite happy sitting at home alone while he was gone off to wherever the government had sent him. After all, Sarah knew what she was getting into when she married him.
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"Oh, sweet Primus…you cannot be serious! 'Jack, please – it's the fourth time this week alone and it's only goddamn well Wednesday!"
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does the ironic sarcasm thing
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Current Residence: Windy City
Favourite genre of music: Quirky stuff, movie scores, things not in my native tongue...
MP3 player of choice: Psychic WMP
Favourite cartoon character: Ironhide... shaddup. <3
Personal Quote: Don't give up on me, I'm about to come alive.
So, it's unseasonably cold and rainy today, which means no running around outside.

Normally I would be keeping myself occupied trawling the world for jobs and doing applications.  Except, I have a job lined up!  Shock of all shocks, I know.  Took long enough.  So, on the countdown until I move, I don't really need to keep applying places...  And packing is... let's just say minimal.  So it's not like I need to be shoving things in boxes.

Not that any of this means my creativity is really back.  That gives me a sad.

So here, spam of old pictures I never put up here.  :la:
  • Listening to: Michael Weston explain being a spy...
  • Reading: This entry?
  • Watching: Burn Notice


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glacierSCIENCE Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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welcome its no Problem.
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Happy Birthday! :D
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:meow: Thanks so much, hun! :la:
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Thanks for the faves! :hug::hug::hug:
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Thanks for faving 'Ratchet hates snow'!
quidamling Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2010
:la: No problem! It's hilarious.
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